AnonymousThat would certainly solve the problem of accidentally calling your child by your partner’s name, or vice versa. (I would recommend giving the son a middle name they can use to distinguish him from them in conversation, but you can be the judge of whether or not they’d be able to figure that possibility out for themselves.)
AnonymousAnon, I have three thoughts about this:
1. I would be ALL OVER TBrown appreciating TSegs’ stretching ritual. Possibly he doesn’t see footage/pictures himself (actual TBrown seems kind of iffy about the internet) but someone (Fred? Jesse? TSegs’ sister?) sends him links.
2. Porn star AU. Maybe they’re doing some sort of hockey-themed porn so they have the appropriate bench-style set. Maybe it’s even the first time TBrown has worked with TSegs, and he walks onto set and here’s this guy he only knows from seeing some of his vids sitting there on the bench with corded muscle in his arms and his legs spread almost impossibly wide, and TBrown can’t wait to fuck him.
3. Right now I’m really into hockey players loving hockey, so I would also be totally into TBrown (or, really, any of TSegs’ bros) appreciating it as part of TSegs’ dedication to hockey.
Nope.
Really starting to believe that Sidney Crosby is actually a penguin who made a wish to become human and play hockey. This explains the ubiquitous yellow crocs.
Flashing back to 2011, friends and former Philadelphia Flyers teammates Mike Richards and Jeff Carter were racking up long distance bills from opposite ends of the Western Conference.
One recurring subject? Anze Kopitar, 2013 Selke Trophy candidate and a whole lot more…
“I think it started last year when I was in Columbus and talking to Mike,” Carter said. “He kept telling me ‘This guy is unbelievable. He could be leading the league in scoring. He’s one of the top players.’ He was going on and on.
“But until you actually get out here and you see him every day and play with him…” Carter continued, his voice trailing off slightly. “He’s pretty special.”
I’M OBSESSED WITH RICHIE TALKING TO CARTS AND EVERYBODY ABOUT HOW GREAT KOPITAR IS, LIKE, ALL THE TIME:
- A VIDEO FROM LAST YEAR WHERE THE REPORTER MAKES THE MISTAKE OF ASKING RICHIE ABOUT KOPI AND THERE’S A PAUSE FROM RICHIE, LIKE HE HAS TO COLLECT HIMSELF BEFORE RUNNING AT THE MOUTH ABOUT KOPI.
- THE MAYOR’S MANOR PODCAST INTERVIEW WITH CARTS WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW RICHIE GOT TO LA AND THEN TALKED HIS EAR OFF ABOUT KOPI.
- THAT TIME BRENDEN MORROW KNOCKED KOPI DOWN AND MADE HIS NOSE BLEED AND THEN RICHIE WENT TO FIGHT BRENDEN MORROW AND BECAME BITCHY RICHIE ABOUT THE FIGHTING WITH A VISOR RULE BECAUSE, COME ON, HE WAS DEFENDING KOPI, OKAY!!!
How does Mike Richards have any time to do anything between playing hockey and running fan clubs for Jeff Carter and Anze Kopitar?
Somebody please write a story about how Kopi doesn’t even get that Richie has a crush on him. They just play Words With Friends and hockey and Richie blabbers about how great Kopi is to Carts, like, 4 times a week. Carts is kind of jealous because he’s still in fucking Columbus and Richie has a fucking crush on somebody else, but also he’s like, whatever, tell me about your dumb fantasies, and jerks off to them with Richie on the phone. Then Carts meets Kopi and watches him play and finds out he really is super great, and then he can’t believe Richie hasn’t tried to hit that already, like, wtf? And Richie shrugs it off some but eventually is, like, “I don’t know. It was weird telling you about it but you not being here for it,” and Carts smiles a lot at that because now he’s in California and he loves when Richie gets romantic about threesomes, and then they totally try to seduce Kopi, basically. Yeah. Yeaaahhhh.
INTO IT.
I love the idea of Richards gushing over Kopitar.
Also, Mike Richards is hard to draw, goddamn.
Flashing back to 2011, friends and former Philadelphia Flyers teammates Mike Richards and Jeff Carter were racking up long distance bills from opposite ends of the Western Conference.
One recurring subject? Anze Kopitar, 2013 Selke Trophy candidate and a whole lot more…
“I think it started last year when I was in Columbus and talking to Mike,” Carter said. “He kept telling me ‘This guy is unbelievable. He could be leading the league in scoring. He’s one of the top players.’ He was going on and on.
“But until you actually get out here and you see him every day and play with him…” Carter continued, his voice trailing off slightly. “He’s pretty special.”
I’M OBSESSED WITH RICHIE TALKING TO CARTS AND EVERYBODY ABOUT HOW GREAT KOPITAR IS, LIKE, ALL THE TIME:
- A VIDEO FROM LAST YEAR WHERE THE REPORTER MAKES THE MISTAKE OF ASKING RICHIE ABOUT KOPI AND THERE’S A PAUSE FROM RICHIE, LIKE HE HAS TO COLLECT HIMSELF BEFORE RUNNING AT THE MOUTH ABOUT KOPI.
- THE MAYOR’S MANOR PODCAST INTERVIEW WITH CARTS WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW RICHIE GOT TO LA AND THEN TALKED HIS EAR OFF ABOUT KOPI.
- THAT TIME BRENDEN MORROW KNOCKED KOPI DOWN AND MADE HIS NOSE BLEED AND THEN RICHIE WENT TO FIGHT BRENDEN MORROW AND BECAME BITCHY RICHIE ABOUT THE FIGHTING WITH A VISOR RULE BECAUSE, COME ON, HE WAS DEFENDING KOPI, OKAY!!!
How does Mike Richards have any time to do anything between playing hockey and running fan clubs for Jeff Carter and Anze Kopitar?
Somebody please write a story about how Kopi doesn’t even get that Richie has a crush on him. They just play Words With Friends and hockey and Richie blabbers about how great Kopi is to Carts, like, 4 times a week. Carts is kind of jealous because he’s still in fucking Columbus and Richie has a fucking crush on somebody else, but also he’s like, whatever, tell me about your dumb fantasies, and jerks off to them with Richie on the phone. Then Carts meets Kopi and watches him play and finds out he really is super great, and then he can’t believe Richie hasn’t tried to hit that already, like, wtf? And Richie shrugs it off some but eventually is, like, “I don’t know. It was weird telling you about it but you not being here for it,” and Carts smiles a lot at that because now he’s in California and he loves when Richie gets romantic about threesomes, and then they totally try to seduce Kopi, basically. Yeah. Yeaaahhhh.
INTO IT.
Geno owns a bakery! for annp3rkins
“Penguin cookie for Penguin captain,” Geno says, handing it over, and Sidney grins.
If I had a folder of gif inspiration for that threesome fic, this would be the first thing in it.
um, so, i choose to believe that… he’s making those lips at brandon prust. and basically he’s saying, like, “we’re gonna screw after this, right?” and prusty is all flushed like “omg gally STOP BEING SO OBVIOUS” because prust is like “I can’t believe i am literally fucking this kid how did this happen what is going ONNNNNNN” but then later he’s pretty clear on what’s happening, because it’s happening pretty hard and pretty amazing and b.gally may or may not be making that same ducklips face but prusty doesn’t know because b.gally’s face is mashed into a pillow and prust is saying the DIRTIEST things to him
tyler……
I just want to sob and give up because seriously this is playing dirty.
serenadestrong: #in a godawful v-neck t #that looks horribly soft and cuddly #with his puppy #showing off his sleeve #on his knees #wearing glasses #I CAN ONLY ASSUME HE DID THIS ON PURPOSE BECAUSE IT IS TOO MUCH
giganticism: #also someone tell me about him and freddy boning on that couch when he got home please
I endorse both of these sets of tags.
making that hallberle gifset featuring hallsy’s hearteyes has been the worst decision of my life.
my stomach hurts from all the feels and ugh. how come no one’s written an epic pining!hallsy fic yet? this is imperative to my well-being, you guys.
I would 100% read fic where they are platonically in love and Ebs tells Hallsy he’s getting married and they angst about it and privately wonder ohshit what are these feelings what if all this time we’ve wanted to bone and we got it all wrong? And they kind of try and it’s mostly just awkward and no, still into girls, both of them. But then Ebs talks to his fiancee and basically asks if Hallsy can live in their basement. And she rolls her eyes and is like “if I say no he’s just going to spend all day here anyway. But he can’t come on the honeymoon.”
And then they live happily ever after as platonic soulmates the end.
Yesssss, I would so read that.
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I want SO MUCH Richie/Tazer fic. SO MUCH.Meeeee toooooooooo. I spent a significant chunk of this past weekend thinking about how badly I want that story where Richie is the first dude to bang Tazer when they’re teenagers who end up in the same circles because of hockey. Then they get to know each other because of the Olympics and maybe hook up during the summers sometimes still! There’s an excellent possibility for some Cup winner-loser boning. Or even post-trade, trying-not-to-think-about-Carts boning. Then reverse Cup winner-loser boning this past summer and maybe some ‘this lockout is fucking frustrating as fuck and everyone is annoying’ shenanigans at Lake of the Woods, idk idk, I’m down for whatever.
WOULD READ.
dumb rom com au idea of the day:
When Geno enrolled his son in hockey camp, he had no idea that superstar Sidney Crosby was one of the instructors…
A++ WOULD READ.
Yesssss, this would be amazing.
Oh! How gentle Jen is about hugging Kristen ♥ :’)
never forget that kristen stewart, emma watson and jennifer lawrence all went out together because the tabloids said they were all enemies but they hadn’t actually met IRL.
LOOK HOW HAPPY KRISTEN STEWART IS TO BE HUGGED BY JENNIFER LAWRENCE!!!!!!! HIGH SCHOOL AU WHERE JLAW IS THE CLASS CLOWN EVERYONE LOVES AND KSTEW IS THE SHY GOTH FREAK WHO EVERYONE BULLIES CONSTANTLY AND THEN JLAW NOTICES AND STARTS HANGING OUT WITH HER AND SHOWS HER KINDNESSS AND AFFECTION AND UNDERSTANDING AND THEN THEY BECOME FRIENDS/LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would read it 1000%
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