More scenes from Derek Hale: Detective. Sitting outside the crime scene getting ready to go in and examine the evidence., laughing at Stiles, the new CSI he has a super big crush on. Act casual, Derek. Don’t let him know you’re incredibly weak to that action.
Actual Alpha McCall.
#Hello Werewolves look at your Alpha now back to Scott now back at your Alpha now back to Scott. #Sadly he isn’t Scott but if he stopped wanting to murder innocent teenagers #and switched to protecting everybody he could act like he’s Scott. #Look down back up where are you? You’re at the Beacon Hills preserve with the werewolf your Alpha could be like. #What’s in your hand back at me. I have it it’s a wolfsbane bullet to save your life. Look again the bullet is now MOUNTAIN AASSHHHH!!1!. #Anything is possible when your Alpha is Scott McCall and not a failwolf #I had a plan too
“How about you tell me something I don’t know?”
#PETER SAYS SCOTT IS DEREK’S HEART #SCOTT MCCALL: A HEART BIG ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE #MEANWHILE DEREK IS LIKE - UGH MY HEART IS ANNOYING
#jesus fuck #you know the first time i watched this scene i only liked it on a surface level #now that i have seen gifs of it and meta do i realize that it’s sexual as fuck #like i thought the lydia thing was awfulness but #in retrospect that was telegraphed ahead of time #because this scene is the first example of Peter Skeeving On A Helpless Teenager #and then things just get worse #peter there are adults you hate why do you save the skeeve for minors
Peter saves the skeeve for people he likes.
HOW ELSE ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW MUCH HE LIKES THEM?
If someone writes a story where Peter has always been like this, that he used to—used to—I can’t even say it! That there was a reason that Derek was so vulnerable to Kate, that he still can’t really look Peter in the eye, I’m going to go hide in a box in my closet and never come out.
Helen, you can’t just drop that and run. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, LADY. (Oh, god, I want that story almost as much as I DO NOT WANT THAT STORY.)
I’m pretty sure there’s a human AU like that where they play baseball. (I’m not positive, because I didn’t click on it, but I remember reading a summary alluding to that sort of thing.)
teen wolf : asw (pt. 2)
Um, probably nobody is surprised, but I REALLY LOVE THE LAST ONE ESPECIALLY.
THIS. IS. PERFECT.
Well, I almost choked on lunch.
teen wolf meme ♦ six characters [1/6]
» derek hale
one of my favorite things about season one is Scott spending all of ten minutes around Derek’s company and immediately realizing that Derek’s life is a miserable life that no one should want.
Derek is like, “The bite is a gift,” and Scott’s like DID THIS COME WITH A RECEIPT THOUGH BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS THE WORST AND SO ARE YOU.
they are very attractive, but this scene was rapey as fuck
Like I said to some friends in email, I am obsessed with how Derek hates Kate Argent but also is her in ways, or probably is, because, hey, dubious consent seduction scenarios with teenagers that irrevocably change their lives. I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS, especially because we don’t even know if Derek’s had a relationship with anyone besides Kate. When he’s been at all deliberately sexual, he’s coercing someone to do something, and I just want to know if Derek is EVEN MORE FUCKED UP than we already know he is for sure. Does he realize he’s being terrible there? Does he care AT ALL? DEREK, ARE YOU THE WORST OR ARE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD? I DON’T KNOW. MAYBE I GOTTA MAKE A PRO/CON LIST.
My eyes turn into hearts every time you start talking about Teen Wolf.
One of the things I still don’t get about s1 is WHY Derek decides Jackson has to die. Like, Jackson is annoying to Derek once or twice, and then eventually Derek takes Jackson to the Hale house to murder him because… why? Peter’s back by then, so I’m assuming it has something to do with their temporary alliance. Did Peter decide Jackson had to die first or whatever? Why not just murder him in the locker room? Why go all the way to the Hale house? Was he really going to bite him? Though in s2, at one point someone — Scott? I forget who, but probably Scott — says that Derek hoped the bite would kill Jackson anyway, and Derek doesn’t deny it. I just don’t get why Derek hates Jackson so much, since Jackson is basically no one to Derek until he becomes the kanima. Maybe I’m forgetting something that happens. Or maybe Derek is a douche.
Either way, I appreciate Jackson being terrified of Derek and tearfully begging for his life. Wait, was that the point? That was probably the point. Never mind, I figured it out. Great storytelling.
#teen wolf #jackson whittemore #derek hale #have i talked about this before? #whatever it’s still confusing to me #and then scott comes to save jackson! #after derek has been like #’NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU’ #and points out that no one’s come looking for him#but scott comes! #scott is so great #he just really cares about people’s lives #and boyd is like ‘i want to be like you’ #and then comes back to defend erica! #i wish boyd and scott would start a pack #they would be a pack of bros who care about people #and know that it’s important to show it #derek doesn’t know shit about compassion #understandably #i mean hello #his shitty past experiences #but also it’s why he sucks at maintaining bonds now #the others don’t want to be angry at the world forever
So yeah, I haven’t figured out yet how to quote tags properly, but Ceej’s opinions! Are so correct! I would love to see Scott and Boyd start a compassionate pack together! And oh gosh, as much as Stiles and Scott’s frienship is the best, I would love it if they had a serious rift because in some crucial case, Scott came down on the side of compassion and Stiles came down on the side of survival and pragmatism, and that pushes Stiles into Derek’s pack, and everyone is real tense and miserable about it??? And Stiles is devastated about losing Scott’s friendship and sort of throws himself into an unhealthy relationship with Derek, and Scott of course is ALSO devastated and Isaac is like hey I can heal your pain with blowjobs, and Scott totally takes him up on the offer but then immediately feels super guilty because he feels like he’s still in love with Allison and like he’s just using Isaac. AND EVERYONE CONTINUES TO BE MISERABLE FOR A WHILE. Until Scott realizes that he’s developed real feelings for Isaac, and Stiles and Derek break up and get back together a few times until they form something like a functional relationship, and Stiles and Scott become friends again and they all turn into one big pack HOORAY THE END.
DO YOU THINK IF I SHAKE MY COMPUTER ENOUGH THAT STORY WILL FALL INTO MY LAP????
I WOULD READ IT.
#Z I LOVE YOU #oh my god kitty stiles pancake thief!!!!#….sentences that let you know you’ve lost control of your life
YOU’RE NOT ALONE BB
#no seriously #where’s the au #where some witches or warlocks or something turn stiles into a cat #and he lurks in wait in the abandoned train station #waiting for derek to walk by so stiles can blitz-attack his ankles #boyd is probably the best at handling him #he just picks stiles up by the scruff of his neck and puts him where he wants him #and stiles is like OKAY BOYD #YOU WIN #YOU GIVE THE BEST EAR SCRITCHES ANYWAY #but let’s be real #it’s scott who gives stiles the pancakesGOD OBVIOUSLY IT IS SCOTT WHO GIVES STILES THE PANCAKES
although actually if we want to get REALLY real scott probably made those pancakes for his own damn self and left them alone to go find the syrup, because, okay, he SAW stiles positioning himself on top of the stairs in order to execute Operation Flying Tackle Into Derek’s Face, he thought he had at LEAST three minutes
but obviously Operation Flying Tackle Into Derek’s Face was in fact a clever ruse, because stiles already executed it to a satisfactory conclusion (to wit: derek hale shrieking and batting at his face and yelling AHHHH STILES GODDAMN IT in what stiles is sure derek will fondly imagine was a lower-pitched voice) before scott woke up. this is in fact Operation Convince Scott To Leave His Pancakes Alone For A Few Minutes, which is why scott comes back to find that stiles has removed not only the top pancake, but the two pancakes beneath it, and dragged them over to the little bed they made for him in the corner out of laundry, to like, ~hold down the fort~ or whatever until they figure out how the hell to change him back
and scott spends several minutes making outraged noises at stiles, who licks his paws—he’s not even EATING the pancakes, scott thinks, HOW IS THAT FAIR—until boyd and derek come in, and boyd raises his eyebrows as stiles comes and winds himself between his legs, and derek just crosses his arms over his chest and leans against the wall and is like, “i know, scott. i know.”
I can’t decide if the reason Stiles stole Scott’s pancakes is JUST because he wants Scott not to have them, or if it’s also because he wants to hoard them and then put them on Boyd’s pillow as a present when he’s sleeping. THIS TOTALLY COUNTS AS HUNTING AND KILLING OKAY.
GOD POOR ERICA, WHO KEEPS WAKING UP TO FIND STILES LEAVING THINGS IN THE BED AND BEING LIKE “BOYD, CAN YOU PLEASE START LOCKING THE DOOR, CAN YOU MAKE DEREK KEEP HIM IN HIS ROOM, CAN HE GO HOME WITH SCOTT, OH MY GOD STILES NO ONE WANTS A SLICE OF YESTERDAY’S CAKE HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT UP HERE IT’S 4 AM!!!!!!!!!!!”
boyd thinks it’s kind of adorable, in a gonna-blackmail-you-forever-when-you’re-human-again sort of way
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