Sid on if he or Jack Johnson would win in a fight. Let’s hope it doesn’t come down to that! [x]
jesus c h r i s t
1. lol everything about patrick kane’s first few seasons is henry iv part 1 because his whole life was like LOOK HOW GOOD I AM AT MY JOB, ps please don’t pay attention to all the other things i do that are not my job, like the drinking and partying and being a general No Good Very Bad PR Mess (or pay attention to them, whatever, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, DAD)
- 1a. I THINK THIS MAKES TOEWS HOTSPUR WHICH IS THE MOST HILARIOUS
2. you ALL THINK that i’m going to say Mike Richards/Jeff Carter V. the City of Philadelphia is romeo & juliet, don’t you? wELL you’re right, it’s romeo & juliet.
- but the tswift version with the happy ending.
3. tyler seguin is kate from taming of the shrew tyler seguin is kate from taming of the shrew tyler seguin is kate from taming of the shrew AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE STARS ARE PETRUCHIO
- (but most especially jamie benn)
4. there’s a comedy of errors in the lives of the sedin twins, we just have to find it
5. DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO LEAVE OUT THE CROZ, OF COURSE I’M NOT LEAVING OUT THE FUCKING CROZ
- much ado about nothing where the croz is hero because everyone talks mad shit all the time even though he is a pure soul
- duper is beatrice and DON’T NEED NO MAN
- kuni is probably don pedro who is constantly like “i don’t see anything i didn’t hear anything can we please just drink some wine and have a wedding like real goddamn grown ups jesus christ”
- max (for the purposes of this story we are talking talbo circa 2008-ish?) is benedick and he’s like “let’s get drunk and flirt with ladies, what do you mean a wedding ewwwww weddings”
- obviously flower is margaret, hero’s sassy handmaiden who is constantly rolling her eyes at everything
- everyone else is everyone else WHO CARES EXCEPT FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WHICH IS
- JAMES NEAL IS DOGBERRY
- did i just write rpf???
I am now forever explaining Carts/Richie as Romeo and Juliet, but the TSwift version.
He’s a cheater, and he’s gonna cheat again
-Subban on Gallagher
Whoever on the Habs media team was like: “Let’s just make up random contests and film them being over competitive weirdos”. Well played. Well. Played.
anonymous asked: alex galchenyuk or brendan gallagher
You are going to get carded until you’re 60.
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
4/13/14 “Who would win in a fight - you or Bollig?” (Chicago Face-off with April Rose, ep 6)
So I’m watching Face-off slowly (so slowly, I keep having to pause to deal with everything) but you. weird. co-dependent. goobers. Did you really just randomly bring your teammate on an interview he’s not even going to be in? Like. Just to like, be in the background. Really?
I haven’t watched the video yet, but I hope he’s saying this really loudly and directed at Bollig behind him.
Artists of the National Ballet of Canada in Company class
Photos- ZInger, Richards, Wahl for National Ballet
(Click for names and photographers!)
Look, an anon sent me plot bunnies! Thanks, anon, and thanks for the nice things you said in the previous ask. ♥
Bryz stays human: brilliant. Fleury is a penguin, of course.
That third one: hockey player/non-hockey player + obliviousness = totally up my alley.